Lappy is no longer with us

Apple is finally giving up on my lemon G4 PowerBook laptop, Lappy, and they are REPLACING it with a NEW 15" MacBook. Now, Apple kept telling me that replacements are rare but now we all know that it does happen.

If anyone knows of any wacko blessing rituals I can perform over my new laptop, please do forward that information to me. Maybe some prayers to the patron saint of computers, Saint Isidore?

See, as soon as the holidays are over, I get some good news.