How I interpret your actions

Today the Bliss Spa VW bus rolled in front of my office to conduct a taste test of brownies. After eating A LOT of brownies, the lady serving the brownies gave me a sample of "Lovehandler"-- some kind of moisturizer that's supposed to tone your abs (lies!!!). I took one and then she gave me three more packs.

Thanks, I really needed the ab toning moisturizer after those 5 brownies. UGH.