March 06, 2006

Damnit, I wanted Men's Pocky!



what flavor pocky are you?

[c] sugardew

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December 13, 2005

I knew I was a hottie!

I'm a "nerdy sex machine"! That's my favorite kind of of sex machine, but everybody knows that already. Don't you love it when Myspace bulletins confirm your feelings so accurately?

Okay, so pick the Third letter in your first name...
A - Beautiful
B - Ugly
C - Pretty
D - Jewish
E - Sexy
F - Hot
G - Boyish
H - Preppy
I - Fabulous
J - Gothic
K - Punky
L - Popular
M - Geeky
N - Nerdy
O - Retarded
P - Gay
Q - Lesbian
R - Gorgeous
S - Lesbian
T - Emo
U - Christian
V - Wonderful
W - Slutty
X - Bitchy
Y - Under-appreciated
Z - Over-appreciated


Now the Third letter in your last name......
A - Alcoholic
B - Boy
C - Bitch
D - Obsesser
E - Sex machine
F - Retard
G - Girl
H - Jew
I - Geek
J - Goth
K - Nerd
L - Motherfucker
M - Whore
N - Punk
O - Beauty Queen
P - Princess
Q - Queen
R - Babe
S - Crackwhore
T - Fucker
U - Asshole
V - Jackass
W - Slut
X - Scaredy-cat
Y - Coward
Z - Chocoholic

(from MingBeard)

Posted by Monica at 11:17 AM | Comments (0)

August 10, 2005

70 questions made up by a stranger

I haven't done of these in a long time.

1. initials:
MSYL... sometimes it's SYL, sometimes ML

2. name someone with the same birthday as you:
Isaac Asimov

3. where was your first kiss?
In a movie theater!

4. for or against same sex marriages?
For.

5. are you homophobic?
Nope.

6. are you bisexual?
Girls can be hot, but I like boys a lot more.

7. do you believe in God?
Maybe a couple times a year, I do.

8. how many US states have you been to?
I think about nine.

9. how many of the US states have you lived in?
Just one.

10. have you ever lived outside the US?
Yes.

11. name something you like physically about yourself:
I am 100% confident about my ears so I like them best.

12. name something non physical you like about yourself:
I like that people find me easy to talk to.

13. where do you want to go to retire?
I never thought about it... maybe someplace warm, sunny, near a beach.

14. what is your dream car?
:gag: But I guess if I had to be pressured into having a car I would get some super fancy car that will never have to be replaced, like a Rolls Royce, and get a driver.

15. if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Antarctica? Bhutan? North Korea! Now, that would be interesting.

16. have you ever had someone of the opposite sex over at your house while your parents were gone?
Hahahaha, no.

17. how many concerts have you gone to?
I'M KINDA DEAF FROM TOO MUCH LIVE MUSIC, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

18. do you download music?
Yes, from iTunes.

19. how many illegal things have you done?
A few things here and there.

20. where would you want to go for a first date?
I like going to Ti Couz for dates.

21. describe your perfect date:
A perfect date is one where things look like they're going really smoothly and we hit it off emotionally but the sexual tension is high in the back of our minds and then the date ends in one of those dramatic movie kisses.

22. has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
Yes, awww. I love that!

23. ever been kissed under fireworks?
I don't think so.

24. do you like president bush?
No sir, I don't like him.

25. have you ever bungee jumped?
Nope

26. have you ever white- water rafted?
Haven't done that either.

27. have you ever crashed a car?
No.

28. has anyone more than 10 years older than you hit on you?
Oh, yes.

29. have you met a real redneck?
I've been to rural Mississippi...

30. are you interested in anyone right now?
Teehehehe. :blush:

31. what song are you listening to right now?
Dresden Dolls "Coin Operated Boy"

32. what is your current favorite song?
Tegan and Sara "Take Me Anywhere" "Take me by the hand and tell me you would take me anywhere... you take all the good and bad that comes with me..."

33. what was the last movie you watched?
Spinal Tap!

34. who was the last person you said you loved?
Um...

35. where was the last place you went besides your house?
Pearl art store on Market.

36. have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
:throws paint can into dumpster:

37. have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Yes... for fun. ;)

38. Have you ever sang in front of a large number of people?
Yes, I feel bad for them.

39. what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Head (face/hair)

40. what really turns you on about the opposite sex?
I think guys are more honest with what they want than women and I really like that about guys.

41. what do you usually order from starbucks?
I hate to admit it but I really love their caramel "machiatto."

42. what is your biggest mistake?
Not cutting myself some slack in tough times.

43. have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Have you seen that movie Closer? Clive Owen asks his wife all these questions with answers he really doesn't need to hear and when asked why he keeps asking them he said, "because I'm a fucking caveman!" If you mean hurting myself like that, then, yes I've hurt myself.

44. say something totally random about you:
My toes are space further apart than most people's toes are.

45. do you have an i-pod?
I have an iPod Shuffle.

46. has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Nope, never.

47. do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Yup! Spongebob!

48. do you have braces?
I did when I was 13.

49. are you comfortable with your height?
No, I wish I were about 3 inches taller.

50. what is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
When I was in high school and really depressed about college rejection letters my boyfriend called me at 7 in the morning and played and sang "You Are My Sunshine." I dunno if that was the most romantic thing ever, but it was really sweet.

51. when do you know its love?
When I can pee with the bathroom door open. haha.


52. do you speak any other languages besides English?
A bit of Korean and Spanish.

53. have you ever been to a tanning salon?
No skin cancer for me, thanks.

54. what magazines do you read?
Way too many. Economist, Lucky, Comm Arts, Allure, ReadyMade, Giant Robot, Jane, whatever else I can get my hands on.

55. have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yup. Do you have any Grey Poupon?

56. has anyone you were really close with pass away?
Yes.

57. do you watch mtv?
Rarely.

58. whats something that really annoys you?
Last minute flaking out, repeated scheduling changes, habitual or extreme tardiness.

59. whats something you really like?
Food... and Yelp.com. I'm such a Yelp addict.

60. do you like michael Jackson?
I heart MJ.

61. can you dance?
I can dance, but not well.

62. have you ever surfed?
No.

63. do you know how to pump gas?
I don't think I've never pumped gas in my life. Maybe I did... don't remember.

64. do you drive?
No.

65. whats the latest you have ever stayed up?
I'm in art school, how is that even a question!?

66. have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
Yes, twice.

67. were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
No.

68. have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do?
Probably but I can't remember a specific example right now.

70. do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
If I have time.

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April 25, 2005

Generally speaking

Your Linguistic Profile:

80% General American English
15% Yankee
5% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
Posted by Monica at 11:41 PM | Comments (0)

April 15, 2005

I'm bored

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Monica
Birthday:jan 2
Birthplace:korea
Current Location:san francisco
Eye Color:brown eyed girl
Hair Color:red and black
Height:short
Right Handed or Left Handed:right
Your Fav.. Car:blech
The Shoes You Wore Today:Campers
Your Weakness:hot boys
Your Fears:dungeons and dragons playing boys
Your Perfect Pizza:thin, crisp, tomato, basil, cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:graduate
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:OMG
Thoughts First Waking Up:5 more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature:hmmm... you tell me
Your Bedtime:1-2ish
Your Most Missed Memory:what?
Pepsi or Coke:Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:Mickey D's please
Single or Group Dates:Group? hot!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:coffee
Do you Smoke:no, unless someone is really insistent that I smoke
Do you Swear:when needed
Do you Sing:only in a joking matter
Do you Shower Daily:yes
Have you Been in Love:yup
Do you want to go to College:i think that's been answered already
Do you want to get Married:if I find someone worth spending the rest of my life with
Do you belive in yourself:usually
Do you get Motion Sickness:not usually
Do you think you are Attractive:yes
Are you a Health Freak:i like to eat healthy
Do you get along with your Parents:not really
Do you like Thunderstorms:sure
Do you play an Instrument:i've tried to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:yes
In the past month have you Smoked:nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs:nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date:yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:yes
In the past month have you been on Stage:nope
In the past month have you been Dumped:nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:no
Ever been Drunk:of course!
Ever been called a Tease:don't think so
Ever been Beaten up:no
Ever Shoplifted:shhh!
How do you want to Die:in an instant
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:still not sure
What country would you most like to Visit:Anguilla, does that count as a country?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:I don't care as long as they're sparkly
Favourite Hair Color:brown
Short or Long Hair:longer than short, shorter than long
Height:tall
Weight:thin
Best Clothing Style:i dig that blazer with jeans look
Number of Drugs I have taken:i guess just one
Number of CDs I own:100?
Number of Piercings:2
Number of Tattoos:0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:0

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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March 14, 2005

Satanism!!?

You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism

71%

Buddhism

67%

Satanism

67%

atheism

58%

Islam

50%

Hinduism

46%

Paganism

46%

Christianity

33%

Judaism

21%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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January 23, 2005

Endless wasting of time

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 16%
Kissing Skill Level - 30%
Cudding Skill Level - 92%
Sex Skill Level - 89%
Why They Love You You taste good.
Why They Hate You You get tongue-tied when they ask you to talk dirty to them.
This Quiz by lady_wintermoon - Taken 1427759 Times.
New - Help with love and dating!
Posted by Monica at 11:33 PM | Comments (3)

January 12, 2005

I do act my age! Almost

You Are 24 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
What Age Do You Act?
Posted by Monica at 04:23 AM | Comments (2)

August 19, 2004

No more quizzes after this one, promise

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You have a lot going for you, but most people will
only remember you for one thing, and a lot of
them will try to copy it. They'll all suck at
it, though. Besides, you've got better stuff.


What band from the 80s are you?
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August 17, 2004

I kick ass!

What kind of a girlfriend/boyfriend are you?
Name 
DOB 
Favourite Color 
You are Caring
When your g/f-b/f thinks you are Heaven sent
Your g/f-b/f thinks your kiss is passionate
This quiz by xbutterfly96x - Taken 71528 Times.
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May 28, 2004

Asian People All Look Alike

Damnit. I took this test on AllLooksSame.com and got 9 out of 18. I got the first 6 right and then the next 4 wrong! So, I guess even me to [east] asian people all look alike. What's your score?

Speaking of asian-ness, I finally got my "I will not love you long time" shirt from Blacklava.com. Take that stupid bitches who think I will be their exotic oriental flower!

Posted by Monica at 01:41 AM | Comments (5)

May 18, 2004

I just had some today

I am feta!

Posted by Monica at 02:14 PM | Comments (0)

March 02, 2004

Quick Personality Quiz

You are Madagascar!

Lots of people don't really know anything about you, making you buried treasure of the rarest kind.  You love nature, and could get lost in it whenever possible.  You're remote and exotic, and the few people who know you value whatever they share with you a great deal.  For some reason, you really like the word "lemur".
Take the Country Quiz

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February 14, 2004

Blah, blah, blah

Is the word "dude" gender neutral?

My room smells like weed, but I'm not smoking any. It's a very thick, stinky, stinky, weed.

Quiz: What kind of drunk are you?
Affectionate Drunk
When you go out, you're all over everyone that you meet. It's possible that you're reserved when you're sober, but get a little wine in you and you're behaving as though perfect strangers are your oldest friends. Your friends probably think you're high-maintenance.

Quiz: What type of bum are you?
Bag Lady
You are a collector of many junk heap treasures, but hey, at least you're happy...... sorta.

Quiz: Which reality TV rich girl are you?
Ally Hilfiger
You're a sweet person, but your frequent mental breakdowns don't suit you. Go party some more.

Posted by Monica at 01:03 AM | Comments (0)

February 12, 2004

Physical Attraction Test

I took a physical attraction test. It basically only reaffirmed what I already knew. Here's a peice of the results. I'll post the full results when I have more time.

According to the test here are...

"My Type"


"Maybe My Type"


"Not My Type"

Posted by Monica at 05:46 PM | Comments (0)