
what flavor pocky are you?
[c] sugardew
I'm a "nerdy sex machine"! That's my favorite kind of of sex machine, but everybody knows that already. Don't you love it when Myspace bulletins confirm your feelings so accurately?
Okay, so pick the Third letter in your first name...
A - Beautiful
B - Ugly
C - Pretty
D - Jewish
E - Sexy
F - Hot
G - Boyish
H - Preppy
I - Fabulous
J - Gothic
K - Punky
L - Popular
M - Geeky
N - Nerdy
O - Retarded
P - Gay
Q - Lesbian
R - Gorgeous
S - Lesbian
T - Emo
U - Christian
V - Wonderful
W - Slutty
X - Bitchy
Y - Under-appreciated
Z - Over-appreciated
Now the Third letter in your last name......
A - Alcoholic
B - Boy
C - Bitch
D - Obsesser
E - Sex machine
F - Retard
G - Girl
H - Jew
I - Geek
J - Goth
K - Nerd
L - Motherfucker
M - Whore
N - Punk
O - Beauty Queen
P - Princess
Q - Queen
R - Babe
S - Crackwhore
T - Fucker
U - Asshole
V - Jackass
W - Slut
X - Scaredy-cat
Y - Coward
Z - Chocoholic
(from MingBeard)
I haven't done of these in a long time.
1. initials:
MSYL... sometimes it's SYL, sometimes ML
2. name someone with the same birthday as you:
Isaac Asimov
3. where was your first kiss?
In a movie theater!
4. for or against same sex marriages?
For.
5. are you homophobic?
Nope.
6. are you bisexual?
Girls can be hot, but I like boys a lot more.
7. do you believe in God?
Maybe a couple times a year, I do.
8. how many US states have you been to?
I think about nine.
9. how many of the US states have you lived in?
Just one.
10. have you ever lived outside the US?
Yes.
11. name something you like physically about yourself:
I am 100% confident about my ears so I like them best.
12. name something non physical you like about yourself:
I like that people find me easy to talk to.
13. where do you want to go to retire?
I never thought about it... maybe someplace warm, sunny, near a beach.
14. what is your dream car?
:gag: But I guess if I had to be pressured into having a car I would get some super fancy car that will never have to be replaced, like a Rolls Royce, and get a driver.
15. if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Antarctica? Bhutan? North Korea! Now, that would be interesting.
16. have you ever had someone of the opposite sex over at your house while your parents were gone?
Hahahaha, no.
17. how many concerts have you gone to?
I'M KINDA DEAF FROM TOO MUCH LIVE MUSIC, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
18. do you download music?
Yes, from iTunes.
19. how many illegal things have you done?
A few things here and there.
20. where would you want to go for a first date?
I like going to Ti Couz for dates.
21. describe your perfect date:
A perfect date is one where things look like they're going really smoothly and we hit it off emotionally but the sexual tension is high in the back of our minds and then the date ends in one of those dramatic movie kisses.
22. has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
Yes, awww. I love that!
23. ever been kissed under fireworks?
I don't think so.
24. do you like president bush?
No sir, I don't like him.
25. have you ever bungee jumped?
Nope
26. have you ever white- water rafted?
Haven't done that either.
27. have you ever crashed a car?
No.
28. has anyone more than 10 years older than you hit on you?
Oh, yes.
29. have you met a real redneck?
I've been to rural Mississippi...
30. are you interested in anyone right now?
Teehehehe. :blush:
31. what song are you listening to right now?
Dresden Dolls "Coin Operated Boy"
32. what is your current favorite song?
Tegan and Sara "Take Me Anywhere" "Take me by the hand and tell me you would take me anywhere... you take all the good and bad that comes with me..."
33. what was the last movie you watched?
Spinal Tap!
34. who was the last person you said you loved?
Um...
35. where was the last place you went besides your house?
Pearl art store on Market.
36. have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
:throws paint can into dumpster:
37. have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Yes... for fun. ;)
38. Have you ever sang in front of a large number of people?
Yes, I feel bad for them.
39. what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Head (face/hair)
40. what really turns you on about the opposite sex?
I think guys are more honest with what they want than women and I really like that about guys.
41. what do you usually order from starbucks?
I hate to admit it but I really love their caramel "machiatto."
42. what is your biggest mistake?
Not cutting myself some slack in tough times.
43. have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Have you seen that movie Closer? Clive Owen asks his wife all these questions with answers he really doesn't need to hear and when asked why he keeps asking them he said, "because I'm a fucking caveman!" If you mean hurting myself like that, then, yes I've hurt myself.
44. say something totally random about you:
My toes are space further apart than most people's toes are.
45. do you have an i-pod?
I have an iPod Shuffle.
46. has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Nope, never.
47. do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Yup! Spongebob!
48. do you have braces?
I did when I was 13.
49. are you comfortable with your height?
No, I wish I were about 3 inches taller.
50. what is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
When I was in high school and really depressed about college rejection letters my boyfriend called me at 7 in the morning and played and sang "You Are My Sunshine." I dunno if that was the most romantic thing ever, but it was really sweet.
51. when do you know its love?
When I can pee with the bathroom door open. haha.
52. do you speak any other languages besides English?
A bit of Korean and Spanish.
53. have you ever been to a tanning salon?
No skin cancer for me, thanks.
54. what magazines do you read?
Way too many. Economist, Lucky, Comm Arts, Allure, ReadyMade, Giant Robot, Jane, whatever else I can get my hands on.
55. have you ever ridden in a limo?
Yup. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
56. has anyone you were really close with pass away?
Yes.
57. do you watch mtv?
Rarely.
58. whats something that really annoys you?
Last minute flaking out, repeated scheduling changes, habitual or extreme tardiness.
59. whats something you really like?
Food... and Yelp.com. I'm such a Yelp addict.
60. do you like michael Jackson?
I heart MJ.
61. can you dance?
I can dance, but not well.
62. have you ever surfed?
No.
63. do you know how to pump gas?
I don't think I've never pumped gas in my life. Maybe I did... don't remember.
64. do you drive?
No.
65. whats the latest you have ever stayed up?
I'm in art school, how is that even a question!?
66. have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
Yes, twice.
67. were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
No.
68. have you ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do?
Probably but I can't remember a specific example right now.
70. do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
If I have time.
Your Linguistic Profile: |
| 80% General American English |
| 15% Yankee |
| 5% Dixie |
| 0% Midwestern |
| 0% Upper Midwestern |
You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).
Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.
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| You Are 24 Years Old |
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Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
You have a lot going for you, but most people will
only remember you for one thing, and a lot of
them will try to copy it. They'll all suck at
it, though. Besides, you've got better stuff.
What band from the 80s are you?
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Damnit. I took this test on AllLooksSame.com and got 9 out of 18. I got the first 6 right and then the next 4 wrong! So, I guess even me to [east] asian people all look alike. What's your score?
Speaking of asian-ness, I finally got my "I will not love you long time" shirt from Blacklava.com. Take that stupid bitches who think I will be their exotic oriental flower!
You are Madagascar!
Lots of people don't really know anything about you, making you buried treasure of the rarest kind. You love nature, and could get lost in it whenever possible. You're remote and exotic, and the few people who know you value whatever they share with you a great deal. For some reason, you really like the word "lemur".
Take the Country Quiz
Is the word "dude" gender neutral?
My room smells like weed, but I'm not smoking any. It's a very thick, stinky, stinky, weed.
Quiz: What kind of drunk are you?
Affectionate Drunk
When you go out, you're all over everyone that you meet. It's possible that you're reserved when you're sober, but get a little wine in you and you're behaving as though perfect strangers are your oldest friends. Your friends probably think you're high-maintenance.
Quiz: What type of bum are you?
Bag Lady
You are a collector of many junk heap treasures, but hey, at least you're happy...... sorta.
Quiz: Which reality TV rich girl are you?
Ally Hilfiger
You're a sweet person, but your frequent mental breakdowns don't suit you. Go party some more.
I took a physical attraction test. It basically only reaffirmed what I already knew. Here's a peice of the results. I'll post the full results when I have more time.
According to the test here are...
"My Type"
"Maybe My Type"
"Not My Type"